Un Simple Histoire

Chukie and porn

" Oh, and try to remember that the opposite of watching porn and masturbating is making your own porn." - From Chuckie's comment on the last post

This is what happened:
We're in the car going to the movies, and chuckie asks what the hell I was doing because I took forever to pick them up.

Chuck: "Dude, what were you doing?"
Me: "I was, uhm, preoccupied"
Chuck: "Ohhhhhhh, I see, PREOCCUPIED, like lock the doors and get out the kleenex preoccupied"
Me: "Actually, the exact opposite"
Chuck: "Wait, you were making your own porn?"
Me: "What????"
Chuck: "Dude, the opposite of watching porn is making your own"
Me: "Hmm, wow that's actually true"

Note: I was not actually watching, nor making porn.

posted by Samir @ 5:21 PM